Meet April. The Tease.

 Here's the thing about April.  She can shine bright like a diamond and melt the shivers on your skin and make your soul sing.  She can cause you to pull out your shorts and slurp on a popsicle and smile to the heavens. She will make your heart flutter until you are absolutely certain you are falling in love.

And then, when you least expect it, she will punch you straight in the gut and laugh in your face.

I think it's time we break up.